my life is one big “wow ok”
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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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To the left
take it back now y’all
one hop this time
Piss on me
Fucking piss on me
Cha Cha real smooth
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Reasons why I don’t like starting conversations first.
- I feel annoying.
- I feel like you might not want to talk.
- I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
- It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
- If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
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